#Backstory: I’m counselling at a summer camp, our “theme” is superheroes, the head counsellors want all the counsellors to choose a superhero to dress up as for the first day. Since there are only so many females to choose from (and I was told I couldn’t do Loki), I chose Black Widow.
Problem 1: I don’t know how to sew, resulting in WhatTheCrapDoIDo
Problem 2: I have friends who do sew, however I have a short deadline and I know it would be freaking expensive, resulting in RushedAndCostingWayMoreThanItsWorth
Problem 3: My hair is way too long, and brown, and I’m not cutting it, too poor to dye it, and wigs are crappy, resulting in ScrewThisIShouldChooseAnotherSuperHero
SO ADADFSCFVSDWS SOMEONE HELP PLEASE
WHY ARE THERE NO FEMALE HEROES THAT ARE EASY TO THROW A COSTUME TOGETHER FOR? D: D: D: